(Ohohoy! gives way to this wonderful piece written by Ms. E. Mr. A and I are yielding precious space not only because we do occasionally run out of something to write - and that’s being kind to ourselves - but also because we know that antagonizing Ms. E is practically inviting a reenactment of Ricky Hatton’s narcoleptic episode. So there. — Mr. B)
I find myself in a mess that my half-baked decision had taken me. A decision to go to a fairly familiar place yet a completely unknown territory: A 4 day hike to Luzon’s highest peak, Mt. Pulag. Bad weather, absence of pre-climb, pre menstrual syndrome, bad start (we missed the bus), An honest opinion from one of the hosts that it is NOT a “fun” climb …I can enumerate a thousand excuses not to push through. The oddities seem to pile on to each other like a mound of heavy rocks similar to the pack I have to haul for the rest of what deemed to be an eternal climb. My only consolation which also happens to be the source of my anxiety is the fact that I teamed up with 4 seasoned climbers. While my all male team made sure I am well equipped from gear to mindset, their experience and reputation compels me to keep up with their performance. I am all set and ready to swallow the bullet I have blindly bitten.

Mt. Pulag trail
I literally hang on for 3 hours to dear life atop a truck that consistently broke down every 20 minutes. The unforgiving rain and wind has taken a toll on my bladder. I really have to pee. After holding it for what seemed like hours the truck breaks down thankfully near a small hut where I begged the homeowner to let me use their rest room. Upon entering the door I see a hole in place of a toilet bowl. I peak outside to look at the owner and he nods in approval. Okay, at least I’m sure I’m not on some sort of hidden camera. My second call of nature takes place on the open trail where I asked a teammate to look out by the curve and stop pedestrians and or vehicles dead on their tracks at all cost. All these and I am not even at base camp. In between asking myself what I got myself into, I pray for the bad weather to get worse so everything will just be called off. I want to go home so badly.
Arriving at a public school which is also the make shift base camp did not seem to divert my prayers. As soon as I get off the dump truck I sink knee deep in mud. First instinct was to yank my feet out as quickly as possible. I have succeeded in taking my foot out less my shoe! Great! Now I have to get my arm elbow-deep in mud to fish out my shoe. I have never seen my ACGs so dirty with mud I can barely recognize it. I am cold and looking forward to changing into fresh clothes and a decent meal. As we walk into one of the classrooms, X, the eldest and most seasoned in our team and that person I perceived to be a rock star in his passion for climbing, made sure he marked our small territory by dumping all our bags into a corner and lining the space the size of a single parking slot with wooden arm chairs. This is our accommodation for the night. The sleeping arrangement is fairly okay. I feel comfortable and toasty inside my newly acquired sleeping bag. I slump anxious in between bodies imagining what it’s going to be like in the morning. I did not get to sleep.

Pine City - trail to the peak
It’s finally the moment of truth. I’m getting more excited as I gear up. The lack of mirrors prevented me from confirming how awful and silly I look. I do some stretching, some photo op (just incase one of us goes missing?) and then we start rolling. At least the itinerary says ‘descend’. I think ‘descend’ barely does the actual thing justice. I find myself ankle deep in mud, yet again, constantly slipping and helplessly clinging on to a person I do not even know just barely 10 minutes into the trail. My short term goal is to go through the day without falling on my behind. It’s bad enough that I have to recycle my clothes so I try to keep it clean and mud-free as possible. With the help of keen observation and tons of human intervention, I succeed. I am amazed by the openness and willingness of these strangers to help another. I slowly adjust to the environment, the activity and the culture of climbing. I start appreciating the sights rather than constantly looking down and minding where my feet lands and start interacting with the other climbers whom I will be stuck with and will have the chance to get to know better for a couple more days. I worry about getting sick from the fickle weather but completely dread facing my worse nemesis- the formidable leech. I freak at the sight of it crawling up my legs. No amount of shaking it off can budge the little suckers. As I barely conceive of looking at it, much less touch it, I impose on whoever is nearest to take it off me. One naughty climber decides to entertain himself by giving me a leech scare. Turning around to look at me, his eyes widen as he points at my face and says “OH MY GOOOOOD”. Assuming it was a leech stuck on my face he was pointing at I, scream…palpitate and well…all the rest was a blur. When I finally got hold of myself, I realize there was quite a lot of people around me. The joker and yours truly did not realize the intensity of my phobia, I, too, did not realize until that incident, how the shrill sound of a woman’s shriek can send the teams before us running back as they thought I had fallen into a ditch. Two words: Bad Joke. I don’t know who was more embarrassed. Thankfully, my unfashionable combination of printed slipper socks, tights and cargo shorts prevented the suckers from penetrating my skin. I learn that functionality before fashion is definitely the way to go. 9 hours and about 30 kilometers after, we finally reach another public school turned camp. We try to settle in doing the same routine as the first night. Winston, the youngest in our team, muses over a leech that got stuck in between his climbing shoes and mud guard. I cringe at the sight of it but more on the possibility that if he had one on his shoe, then the 20 other climbers must have one too. Worse, the suckers must be crawling freely on the very same floor we’re supposed to sleep on. Pushing the thought aside, I still have the energy to cook a decent, rather gourmet pasta meal for my team. I realize that nature provides a constantly changing backdrop that entertains you and somehow makes you ignore your weariness or maybe it’s just the ghosts of the leeches haunting me that kept me up and about.

View from the peak
One sleepless night followed by an eventful day takes toll on me, I am tired. Gen, the longhaired, soft-spoken gentleman in my team who stayed up with me the previous night advises me to take vitamins before I sleep so I wouldn’t be sluggish in the morning. I pop one and slip into my sleeping bag. Instantly enough I notice that instead of getting sleepy I was getting more and more giddy. My mind is racing with so many thoughts. I get up to check if anybody is still up. Gen heeds my faint call for companionship. I told him I took Pharmaton and as soon as I utter those words the Pharmaton ad started blinking wildy in my head in neon colors “Mind and body, Mind and body”. Fuck! I was begging to the high heavens to give me even 30 minutes of quality sleep and rest that I need so badly. Turns out it is another sleepless night.
I survive the first day, I am pretty sure the 2nd day will be somewhat the same. Wrong (again). The itinerary says ‘ascend’ and ‘assault’. Apparently, the grueling first day is the fun part. In addition to the physical torment of the climb, 2 sleepless nights (thanks to pharmaton), I unexpectedly get my period which explains my constant lack of energy and exhaustion. I cannot give in to my physical and mental states’ urge to give up. My short term goal is to just make it through the day regardless whether I slip, fall or tumble. I chow down my chocolate bars and bring out my ipod. It works! I successfully psych myself to push forward until we reach camp…unscathed. I walk around with a well deserved sense of accomplishment.
My team initiates a meeting to push to the next camp despite the extreme cold. Ironically, we are the first to bail out as X started feeling uncomfortably cold. Being the veteran that he is, he advises to always listen to your body. The other teams went on their way leaving just a handful of us at the camp. We had one tiny room all to ourselves. And as if sleeping were not an integral part of our currently hectic and physically tiring activity, I stayed up in the cold chatting with Gen and X. The latter went on a drinking spree with the other teams while Doy, my other teammate, who talked me into climbing, retired right after dinner. As the night progressed, Gen and I head off to our rugged accommodation. The scent emanating from the tiny room is just so offensive it stops me dead on my tracks. I stare into the room and realize the unfriendly scent was from the two semi dead (or so it seems) bodies slumped on the floor. X, who wreaks of gin and Doy who just plainly and simply stinks from accumulated bodily odors that was consciously untamed for 3 days. Thankfully we start rolling at 2am. I am wearing a long sleeve shirt, a dry fit shirt, fleece, rain jacket, tights, climbing pants, 2 layers of socks, bonnet, scarf, gloves, my ACGs and finally a head lamp. I have never worn that much clothes all at the same time.

The Peak
As we trek under the moonlit sky, I barely feel the exhaustion. As if every part of my body is overwhelmed by a picture perfect silhouette of a tree atop a distant hill against the full moon and a midnight blue canvas. I stop every so often to catch my breath and a glimpse of that perfection that’s becoming bigger and bigger with every step. As daylight breaks, the previous silhouettes of hills turns to gold and the canvas turns to a marvelous play of orange, pink and blue. My excitement turns to exhilaration as I finally reach the peak. What stands before me is a sea of pure white clouds so beautiful beyond words that I just find myself sitting silently in solitude without a care in the world. Doy looks at me and simply utters “This is why we climb”. Overwhelmed, I just acknowledge with a nod and a smile.
In the face of physical and mental torment coupled with a countless mishaps I am still grateful that I bit that bullet. Frankly speaking, I’ll bite it again, this time with eyes wide open.